Google Tells Me 5 Ways To Kill A Man

I think The Age of Information is mutating into a paradox. Or imploding.
I was looking for one of those “How To…” articles online today. Rest assured that the topic was completely inconsequential. I took a snapshot of what popped up in my search bar.

So, I can make a life choice between wellness, murder or love? Somewhere, someone is looking at all of us and laughing.
The next time someone makes a homemade bomb or a modified weapon, let’s search for  “5 ways to take back our web”.

In response to Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation.

Here are some other Google visions:

  1. Uncharted Territory |
  2. One monster’s island | shame
  3. Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation | Under the Monkey Tree
  4. The Good, The Bad, The Ugly | In Harmony
  5. Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation | Basically Beyond Basic
  6. life sends bundled | y
  7. Do All Dogs Go To Heaven? | sayanything
  8. “Searching” | Relax
  9. What is a chapbook | Now Have At It!
  10. Research and Google | Kate Murray
  11. Old MacDonald | Motherhood and Beyond
  12. My Last Google | Dear Yolandi
  13. Wherever You Throw Me, I Will Stand | An Upturned Soul
  14. Google and Rescue Operation
  15. Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation | Awl and Scribe
  16. Red | Nature Activities
  17. Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation | Faraziyya
  18. The Bed | Bright Moments Catcher
  19. Milkweed Bugs (Searching) | photo potpourri
  20. Alien on the fence | Bright Moments Catcher
  21. True or False | JC Bride ~
  22. Thoughtless | thinkerscap
  23. André from Holland | Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation
  24. My Google Endeavours | Fruit Salad
  25. Feeding the street cat | Rural Tourism in Russia
  26. 212. Alicia Ann Lynch | Barely Right of Center
  27. Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation | Completely Disappear
  28. Google Search Leads to Hilarity | Stuphblog
  29. Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation « Mama Bear Musings
  30. Daily Prompt: Sherlock of the Interwebz | One Starving Activist
  31. The Lurker’s List | Functional Gifts
  32. Daily Prompt Reply: Google and Rescue Operation | Random Access Theater
  33. Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation | life n me!
  34. Brambles and Grass | Kansa Muse
  35. Google and Rescue Operation | Chronicles of an Anglo Swiss
  36. TEN | crookedeyebrows
  37. Knit’s just the beginning . . . | Rob’s Surf Report
  39. I Lift My Eyes Up | It’s a wonderful F’N life
  40. Mom | The Visionary Hollow
  41. The Google Help | Flowers and Breezes
  42. Verify Your Facts | Death’s Opinions On Life
  43. The Meaning of Life According To Google | Just Visiting This Planet
  44. I am a Bloodhound not a Watchdog | Expressions
  45. Lotus flower | Life is great
  46. Madden NFL 25 [Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue Operation] | unknowinglee
  47. Last search | Emotional Fitness
  48. Isabelle Isabelle | The Otter in my Jotter
  49. Daily Prompt: Google & Rescue Operation | Steve Says….
  50. Google and Rescue Operation | The Nameless One
  51. Daily Prompt: Google and Rescue | Life In The Passenger Seat
  52. If moon was as close as ISS | Blogging Vogging…
  53. DIY Birthday Party | A mom’s blog
  54. air show | tjbarkerseattle


  1. It’s just all too hilarious if you ask me. They weren’t joking when they said you can find anything on the net! Just be careful what you go on, just in case you find yourself being arrested and charged, ha ha ha.

  2. You are so funny, I am going to start laughing again, at some point this afternoon, when there is nothing to laugh at except remembering your post! What a hoot! :)

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